31/03/09 – 3.25 miles
Attendees
Phyllis
Griffiths
Jonesy
Mannion
Birch
Hacking
Apologies
Chappers – No clean kit
Ratters – Sick note from Mum received
Shane – Early Dart
Start
A steady start from the offices down Clarence road and Birch’s pulse easily 195 by the bottom of the hill. Things got competitive when Phyllis and Birch attempt a short cut at the second corner. This leaves us a good 50m behind everyone else.
Just to describe everyone’s running style for our new readers.
Phyllis – Perpetual
Griffths – All legs with T-Rex style arms
Jonesy –Mr soft
Mannion – Easily pass as a drill sergeant
Birch – Would be more efficient if running backwards
Hacking – Couldn’t see him for smoke!
The pace was good to firm and the group quickly found themselves passed Adelphi mill and bounding into the countryside. The leading group (Griffths, Jonesy, Mannion) were in new territory. This almost led to a wrong turn but they were saved by frantic hand signals from Phyllis worthy of any signalman.
At the half way point the leading group kindly waited for Phyllis, Birch and Hacking, with the latter dropping at least one lung! Whilst waiting Jonesy, did jog on the spot in true text book fashion.
By 3/4, OK I’m being generous ½ way round the leading group had made their move for the finishing line.
I would like to report what happened at the finish but by the time I got there the Serengeti 3 were applauding the rest of us in a similar fashion to parents at sports day. Don’t worry it’s not the winning that counts…………
We all turned into Clarence road for the final hill climb it was Wilmslow Half Marathon participant Birch (see the trophy on my desk!) who quite literally pushed T-Rex Griffths into the curb.
Drill Sergeant Mannion who at the time was on the floor pushing out 50, in-avertedly tripped both Hacking and Phyllis leaving Mr Soft to bounce up to the mill and pip everyone to the line and take the win by a nose.
Next Jog Club – Thursday 9th April 09
Matt Birch
